if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
me: hey whats up....................slime man
girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
me: no..........................slime man
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me
do you mean people or is there something american called peeps
either way *gets the hell away from you*
THE FUCK IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CANARY SHIT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
hey now you have not liVED until you’ve had a peep ok
Wait, did we do it? Do we finally have something other countries don’t have/know about?? We’re not the ones who are out of the loop for once?